Man named Nikolai (Edited Version)

Nikolai, a pizza delivery man in New York City, was on his way to deliver pizza to an office building across Brooklyn bridge. Everything was normal until he looked behind him and saw two fleets of cars behind him. He also heard gunfire. Nikolai tried to make a u turn to avoid these cars, but the bridge was only a few meters in front of him. One man opened the sun roof of a car and sprayed his machine gun bullets onto the Ford Truck in front of him. The truck exploded, and one of the tires spinning away from the car hit an eighteen wheeler containing boiled cabbage. Nikolai swerved away, and barely avoided the tidal wave of cabbages coming towards his car. The Man with the machine gun was not so lucky. All of the cabbages hit him so hard that he flew out of the car, and fell off of the bridge. A three- legged dog in the front of the eighteen wheeler barked frantically. More machine guns fired, and more cars crashed. Nikolai somehow avoided all of the violence. The bridge was coming to an end, and Nikolai rejoiced. His feeling was quickly overcome by horror when he saw the bridge being raised up. Nikolai stomped on the gas pedal, and made it to the end of the bridge. One of the gang cars made it too, but it ran straight into a fire hydrant. Driving away as fast as he could Nikolai looked back at the bridge. He saw lots of gang cars and the bridge being raised back to its normal size. There was also a helicopter with men throwing down ropes to pull in fellow gang members. Nikolai concluded that these were not your regular street gangs, they were very rich and organized gangs. Sweating, and exhausted, Nikolai finally made it to the office building. The first thing the lady said was "your late, Im not paying for this pizza." Nikolai smiled, and said, "Did you have any idea what was going on out there"? "Does not matter it is still late" Nikolai refrained himself from strangling the lady. "I drove through the middle of a gang fight to deliver this pizza, I at least deserve some form of payment". The lady rolled her eyes, and stated, "Your late, the pizzas late, and Im not paying for it." "I risked my life" "Well, Im sorry but your not getting anything for it" "Well you will" Nikolai grabbed all of the pizza boxes and smacked the lady in the head. She was out cold. Nikolai stole anything he could put his hands on: money, jewelery, and any other valuables. He took the pizza as well.  Nikolai sat in his car feeling relieved that he was still alive. As a reward for escaping death Nikolai was spat on by this lady. He could not believe it. Sometimes people just needed a lesson, and Nikolai gave a valuable one to this lady.